Election silliness - NOT serious. Don't post serious politics here please

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/03/2020 at 13:39 • Filed to: None

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I was thinking.... Assume California is super duper blue. And Montana is super duper red. No chance of it flipping. Residents of un- flip pable states might find it useful to not participate in elections. Instead the flippable states participate in election - i.e. Florida, Pennsylvania etc.

It would be hilarious to find how many US citizens all of a sudden live in FL and PA :)

AGAIN. NOT SERIOUS. LIGHTHEARTED HUMOR ONLY.

I don’t care who you voted for. Only happy you voted.


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 13:49

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It’s alread y happening, kind of. Look at the people fleeing CA real estate prices for TX sprawl. It’s shifting the ‘hue’ from red to purple. I expect FL could see the same in a decade or more. The difference there being that FL can be a harder pill to swallow. Hurricanes, gators, Florida man, etc. 


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 13:53

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I checked out the full list of people running for president and have concluded that I’d cast my vote for the person who has apparently changed their name to Sexy Vegan.

SEXY VEGAN 2020! 

https://ballotpedia.org/List_of_registered_2020_presidential_candidates


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Tekamul
11/03/2020 at 13:57

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Residents run from one color to another... never the other way... fascinating


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/03/2020 at 13:58

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Well... You can do this. Free country. Hopefully sexy vegan didn’t grab em by the peel


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/03/2020 at 14:10

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You didn’t scroll down far enough.

https://verminsupreme2020.com/

I want my pony!!!


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 14:12

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I’m sadly not allowed to vote.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/03/2020 at 14:12

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Huh, didn’t know there was a full list.

Yup, Augustus Sol Invictus is still doing his thang...


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 14:17

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Yeah...because NYC, LA, and SF aren’t mostly filled up with transplants from other places. And rural communities aren’t shedding young people like crazy due to the lack of career opportunities. 

Insert eye roll graphic here.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 14:20

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There’s serious politics and there’s British politics


Kinja'd!!! 4kc > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/03/2020 at 14:25

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https://youtu.be/npll_VL1BNs

He's probably one of the scarier candidates


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Tekamul
11/03/2020 at 14:28

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You not only have people moving from CA to TX because their employer moved there, but also people moving from TX to PA / OH for natural gas stuff , and a ton of liberal weenies from all over moving to the bigger cities in NC .

Purple for everyone!


Kinja'd!!! nermal > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 14:30

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I did a write-in for Fred Durst today against one of the people running un-opposed. 


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
11/03/2020 at 14:41

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mostly filled is a stretch these days. NYC is empty. LA and San Fran probably is too. There may be some folks left over that either have no other place to go or can’t afford to leave. 


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > For Sweden
11/03/2020 at 14:42

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oooodaaaa


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > For Sweden
11/03/2020 at 14:54

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Where do Auss ie politics fall on this scale?

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
11/03/2020 at 14:58

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If you’re not a transplant, you’ re someone who never left your hometown after high school.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Tekamul
11/03/2020 at 14:59

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Aussie politics is just a series of  coup d’etat  of backbenchers deposing party leaders.


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
11/03/2020 at 15:02

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I went rural two years ago, much prefer the solitude and privacy. I’m an hour away from the tech giants, whenever they go back to the office. 


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Tekamul
11/03/2020 at 15:13

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Tune in next week in my head had a voice over done by S teve Irwin. I can’t explain it. I couldn’t read it any other way.


Kinja'd!!! A Boy and His Longtail > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 15:15

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I really hope Ben Dover wins this election. He’s a really great candidate 


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/03/2020 at 15:30

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You might want to check out Sexy Vegan before voting. Or perhaps not.

https://www.wehoville.com/2020/01/17/sexy-vegan-pleads-no-contest-to-charge-he-had-his-pit-bull-lick-his-rear-end/


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > A Boy and His Longtail
11/03/2020 at 15:32

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Not as useful as Bill Fold, however. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 16:26

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I am in Montana and our 3 electoral college votes don’t mean squat in the general election so I voted for Chuck Norris.


Kinja'd!!! dieseldub > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
11/03/2020 at 17:01

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Good point. These big cities tend to attract already liberal transplants from all over the country, and when they leave, sometimes they’re just going back to their origin... Dragging their politics with them the whole way.

It is pretty funny to hear from so many red staters the vitriol and hate for anyone they see as being a transplant and bringing blue politics to their red-ish state.

There’s probably a lot more blue in some of these deeply red states than people realize, it’s just that they don’t always show up on election day to let people know they’re there. Seems die hard republicans are very good at consistently turning up, including for mid terms and run off elections, but democrats need to be spurned on by a compelling presidential election to bother.

Dems definitely seem much more fickle. 


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > PartyPooper2012
11/03/2020 at 18:16

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I have friends in LA, NYC and SF (lived there for over a decade), I’m sorry but those places are not empty. Yes people are getting out less because they are following public health recommendations unlike other places. And yes, there are some people moving to other areas but these places will be just fine in the long run.

Sure, “mostly filled” may technically be inaccurate given just the sheer size of these populations, but the numbers of transplants in these places are sizeable especially given the populations of places people may be relocating there from. In any case, your claim that people only leave blue areas to relocate to red areas (and the associated implications) is hot garbage. And this feeds in to the routine BS we hear about what actually counts as the “real America” or the “heartland”. 


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > dieseldub
11/03/2020 at 18:18

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Absolutely. On a different thread I ended up in an argument about people relocating recently too. People moving around is literally the story of America’s very short history to date. Most of us are either transplants ourselves, or at the very least our parents or grand parents certainly were. People just say this crap because they want to see their side as the true patriots and the other side as a bad influence ruining their neighborhoods. It’s horrible to hear from either side. 


Kinja'd!!! A Boy and His Longtail > haveacarortwoorthree2
11/03/2020 at 20:46

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I just couldn’t shake the feeling that he was in too many people’s back pockets


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Tekamul
11/04/2020 at 01:58

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this is sadly accurate!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > For Sweden
11/04/2020 at 01:59

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we are/were worse than Italy for a while.